Lindsay’s stealing again

Lindsay Lohan at Switch boutique in Beverly Hills (4/14)

Back in 2008, Lindsay Lohan stole an $11,000 fur coat from a private party at New York’s 1Oak restaurant. Well as you know, nothing goes better with a stolen fur coat than a nice stolen watch. I just can’t believe it took her this long to get one. From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan has been named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch, law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We’re told the watch belongs to one of Lindsay’s “friends,” who accidentally left it at Lindsay’s house earlier this year — and never got it back.

But sources tell us that cops have photographic evidence which could prove Lindsay knows exactly where the Rolex went.  We’re told cops rolled over to Lohan’s pad Wednesday to question the actress about the Rolex — but Lindsay denied any involvement in the theft.

I can’t wait to see what retarded excuse Lindsay posts on her Twitter to explain the theft of this watch. “I’m actually running a pawn shop out of my bedroom and I thought the gold watch was just part of inventory. It was an honest mistake.” Ridiculous, right? But that makes complete sense to a drug addict. They’re not like you or me.

April 23, 2010 - 12:30 pm