David Boreanaz admits cheating

David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Bergman

Bones star David Boreanaz announced yesterday that he cheated on his wife, former Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman. There were some rumors last year that he was having an affair with professional whore Rachel Uchitel. While I’m sure that was true, she isn’t the specific whore David admitted to banging in this situation. Gee, what a swell guy. From TMZ:

We’re told Boreanaz had a short-term relationship with the woman — one source says they hooked up “2 or 3 times.”  Sources say he started paying her money — several thousand dollars here and there — but she began demanding more, threatening to go public with the affair.  Boreanaz then confessed the affair to Jaime Bergman, his wife of 9 years.

Enter Gloria Allred, who reps the mistress.  Allred contacted Boreanaz’s lawyer — legal pit bull Marty Singer — and demanded 6 figures.

Wait a minute, isn’t that called “extortion”? How is that legal? Gloria Allred is the fucking devil, only uglier.

Boreanaz then blunted the attack by going public with his affair.  He has refused to pay the mistress another cent.

Dammit, I feel so bad for Jaime. She’s just trying to get by in this crazy thing called life and her husband’s out spreading seed faster than a gardener on meth. What a betrayal. If it helps comfort her — and I don’t see why it wouldn’t — she’ll be in my thoughts all day . . . especially as I’m looking at nude pictures of her here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. Stay naked strong Jaime!

May 4, 2010 - 7:45 am