Who buys this crap?
Paris Hilton’s new perfume “Tease”
That ad above is for Paris Hilton’s 10th(!) perfume “Tease” which was announced late last week. But all you cheap whores are going to have to be patient — the scent doesn’t hit stores until this summer. Regarding the photoshoot, Paris told People:
“I got to dress up like my idol Marilyn Monroe, and we ended up with some great photos. She’s always been such an inspiration to me . . . Tease is a really sweet and flirty scent, so the name is very fitting. It’s playful and sexy-perfect for grabbing attention.”
Oh yeah, when I think of Paris Hilton, I can’t help but think of Marilyn Monroe. They have so many similarities like . . . or . . . um . . . the only thing I can think of is that their vagina probably smells the same. No, I don’t mean the 29-year-old living version of Marilyn in 1955. I mean the 84-year-old corpse version that’s currently buried at Westwood Cemetery.