Tila Tequila’s going to rehab
Tila Tequila at her album release party at the Conga Room in L.A.
Tila Tequila’s going to rehab. But not private rehab that actually has a chance of working and making her a healthier human-being/midget-alien-hybrid — I mean Celebrity Rehab, the show that nobody watches. From TMZ:
Tila Tequila is finally seeking professional help — TMZ has confirmed nthrough multiple sources that the bisexual reality star has committed to do the next season of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” … if it doesn’t get canceled first.
It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.
But there’s one major catch — as we previously reported — VH1 is having problems finding other “celebrities” to rehabilitate … and if they don’t find a cast quick, the show could be killed. So far, no word on who else the show has its sights set on.
Appearing on national television isn’t going to cure Tila of her most glaring addiction — attention. If Tila really wanted to be cured, she’d find a tiny room, keep to herself, and avoid all contact with the outside world. I’d recommend she start with something like this . . . or as I like to call it, “The Simon Monjack Suite.”