Joe Jonas is a total poonhound

Joe Jonas arriving to the Staples Center in L.A., no doubt on the hunt for some Grade A pussy (6/3)

The Jonas Brothers? A total front. All those dudes — Joe especially — are total poonhounds. From Star:

We’ve all heard of a guy sending a girl a drink to get her attention. but a wiener? That’s a new one. [Late last month] Joe Jonas was so into a cute blonde at the Lakers vs. Suns game at the Staples Center in L.A. that he sent her a hot dog and a cola. “The girl was totally surprised to find out her snack was courtesy of Joe Jonas,” a source tells Star. The shy gal wrote her name and phone number on a napkin and asked the waiter to deliver it to the pop hunk. Jokes the source, “I hope he got tipped well for playing matchmaker!”

Is this how virgins pull ass these days? Back in my day, we’d just invite a chick over to play Dungeons and Dragons or watch us write computer code. Obviously Joe doesn’t realize yet that as a teen heartthrob worth millions of dollars, he doesn’t need to send over a present to a girl to get her interested. He just needs to send over his ATM receipt.


June 29, 2010 - 8:00 am