Ryan Seacrest is hitting this

Julianne Hough is bendy

Congrats to Ryan Seacrest’s penis. It must feel like it just won the lottery. Dammit she’s hot. From Us Weekly:

On Sunday, she was photographed walking arm-in-arm with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, fueling rumors the two are an item. (pic here)

They’ve also been spotted getting cozy a lot lately. On May 18, they enjoyed a dinner date at Los Angeles seafood restaurant Providence. “They were really cuddly and cute … and kissed a few times,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com.

They also hit a post-CMT Music Awards bash last week in Nashville.

Says a source: “Julianne says Ryan is so nice. They hardly ever see each other because they are both so busy, but they’ve been on a few dates. He’s really sweet to her, but it is certainly not serious.”

Well excuse me Mr. Certainly Not Serious. It certainly seemed serious the other night when I was hiding naked in Julianne’s crawl space taking secret pictures of you two. Hah! I just busted you Ryan!

June 18, 2010 - 11:00 am