Madonna and Gwyneth are fighting

Madonna arriving to Heathrow airport from New York (6/10)

So I guess former friends Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow are fighting or something . . . which I couldn’t feel more indifferent about . . . unless their little catfight turns into a FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! Then my interest would definitely be piqued. From Us Weekly:

A source close to Madonna, 51, and Gwyneth Paltrow, 37, tells Us Weekly the dear pals, BFFs since 1999, are dunzo.

“They don’t speak,” says the insider. “I can’t tell you exactly why they had the falling out, but Gwyneth can be jealous and competitive.”

Although Madonna’s rep denies the “breakup,” the source says things went downhill slowly for the duo after Madonna split from Guy Ritchie in 2008, leaving “Gwyneth and Madonna with less in common.”

In fact, Paltrow (who once called the singer “like an older sister”) hinted at a new feud in May’s British Vogue: “I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry.”

It was only a matter of time before these two had a falling out — their egos are bigger than the plate Kirstie Alley uses on Thanksgiving. These chicks’ heads are so inflated, they make Tito Ortiz’s head only look “regular” big instead of “OH MY GOD SOMEONE KILL THAT FREAK” big. No, if Gwyneth and Madonna are ever going to co-exist, it’s going to have to be in the one place where they’re both happy: in front of a mirror . . . preferably in a gym.


June 11, 2010 - 6:00 am