Madonna’s jealous of this

Guy Ritchie’s new girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley

Shocking news out of Hollywood today where it’s been revealed that Madonna is a bitter old hag. More at 11. From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

You’d think a mega-superstar would have more confidence, but there’s
buzz Madonna is not too thrilled about ex-husband Guy Ritchie’s lady
love, model Jacqui Ainsley (pic of the two together here).
Ritchie, who only recently has gone public with his relationship with
Ainsley, is said to be quite smitten with the 28-year-old beauty — with
one longtime Ritchie regular telling me, “I wouldn’t be surprised if he
didn’t marry her before year end.”

According to a source close to Madonna, the Material Mom — busy directing “W.E.,” her film inspired by the affair of Britain’s King Edward VIII and American divorcee Wallis Simpson — is none too happy that her children have become so enamored of Ainsley.

Apparently that’s not the case for Madonna’s own boy toy, young Brazilian hunkster Jesus Luz. The mother of a good friend of Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon says she “finds Jesus obnoxious and very self-absorbed.”

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If Madonna can run off with some young piece of meat, so can Guy. Besides, what did Madonna expect? That Guy would sit around and pine for the good ol’ days when the only chick he could bang was more leathery and gaping than a cowboy boot? Sorry Madonna, if Guy wanted to spend the rest of his life screwing sinewy old bags, he would’ve married a vintage Dooney & Bourke tote.


July 21, 2010 - 11:45 am