Miranda Kerr is pregnant

Miranda Kerr is pregnant

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr surprised everyone with their short engagement and secret marriage. I mean, why would they get married so soon unless Miranda was pregnant or something? Oh hey, whadduya know, Us Weekly says:

“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.”

While the pal says no official announcement will be made, the couple of three years’ big news will be hard to keep hidden.

“She poses in lingerie,” says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret since 2007. “It will be obvious soon enough.”

What the hell took Orlando so long? He’s been dating this piece of ass for three years. If I were him, Miranda would have been pregnant within the first hour of meeting her. Hell, Miranda Kerr is so damn hot, I would have traveled back in time and impregnated her even before I met her.

NOTE: Can you be a MILF if your kid still has a tail?

July 28, 2010 - 5:00 pm