Megan Fox wears her son’s clothes

Megan Fox and her stepson Kassius

“Mom, where are my Spiderman underwear?” . . . “Sorry honey, I wore them for a Maxim shoot yesterday” . . . “Mom, I can’t find my back massager either.” From the Daily Mail:

She’s the proud owner of a figure which is envied by millions of women worldwide, so it’s no surprise that Megan Fox is keen to show it off. But instead of going shopping for revealing clothes herself, Fox has opted for a money-saving method of baring her body – by stealing her eight-year-old stepson Kassius’s T-shirts.

The 24-year-old actress has been photographed in a tiny Star Wars top as well as a green Voltron number in recent months, and it has now been revealed she has actually been borrowing the T-shirts from Kassius, who has also been spotted in the tops.

Times must be really tough for Megan if she’s wearing someone else’s clothes. Sure, Jonah Hex has been universally dubbed as this summer’s biggest flop, but that doesn’t mean she won’t get another paid acting gig again — Cinemax is always hiring actresses for their Midnight – 2AM shift. Megan needs to realize that there’s only one time when it’s appropriate for a grown woman to dress like a little kid: when R.Kelly requests it and prepays you for a full hour.


August 20, 2010 - 10:00 am