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Molly Sims and the body formerly known as Heidi Montag

I don’t know why in the hell Molly Sims would comment on Heidi Montag, but she did, so let’s run with it. From Health magazine (via the New York Post):

Molly Sims feels sorry for surgically enhanced Heidi Montag. “I think Heidi Montag is a really sick girl, something is off. You don’t get F-size boobs. And I’m not judging her. I feel sorry for her,” Sims tells Health magazine.

Molly’s just jealous. Deep down inside, she probably just wishes she had platinum blonde hair, FFF boobs, and a waist so small she could use a charm bracelet for a belt. Of course, there’s probably one thing Heidi has that Molly’s glad she doesn’t have: a marriage certificate with Spencer Pratt’s name on it. Even though she looks like a living Barbie Doll, that piece of paper is more of a turn off to guys than if she had a penis.