Jennifer Lopez will not be denied . . . biscuits

Jennifer Lopez watching her husband Marc Anthony perform at American Airlines Arena in Miami (9/17)

Money and hunger are a dangerous combination . . . especially for J.Lo’s ass. From the New York Post:

Jennifer Lopez will not be denied her favorite biscuits. J. Lo wanted to have a 42nd birthday party for her husband, Marc Anthony, at The Lion on West Ninth Street, but the restaurant was booked by Calvin Klein Inc. for a dinner following the firm’s runway show.

Lopez ended up throwing the party with Benny Medina at the Bowery Hotel, but she sent her driver to pick up 50 biscuits from The Lion while Katie Holmes, Julianne Moore, Desiree Rogers, Ethan Hawke and Francisco Costa dined inside.

What the hell’s so special about these biscuits? They must taste so damn good that J.Lo needs them like Marc Anthony a rat needs cheese. Perhaps what’s in the biscuits (trans fat) is the secret behind Jennifer’s round and bulbous ass. If that’s the case, it might be a good idea for Audrina Patridge to order a lifetime supply’s worth (see here).


September 24, 2010 - 1:30 pm