Snooki’s working on an album

Snooki arriving at the WB studios in North Hollywood (9/13)

I miss the olden days before Auto-Tune, like in the 1920s, when singers used to actually have talent. Like Ukelele Ike. To this day I still rock out to his jazzy renditions of pop standards and novelty tunes. From the Chicago Sun Times:

SCARY THOUGHT: “Jersey Shore” phenom Snooki is quietly working with a couple of record producers — putting together her first album.

Sorry, that headline should have read: “Snooki’s working on an album . . . as soon as she can reach the microphone.” Seriously, will someone hold her up while she sings? If so, he better be pretty damn strong. Besides, what person in their right mind would actually spend money on an album featuring Snooki? The only sound I want to hear coming out of her mouth is a death rattle.


September 23, 2010 - 5:00 pm