Jessica Alba thinks Jessica Alba is ugly

Jessica Alba’s famous ass and Cash Warren in Hawaii in 2007

I know most women — even the hot ones — lack confidence, but this is just freaking ridiculous. From Hollyscoop:

Jessica Alba  might look perfect to us, but she claims that she’s far from it. Alba says that she’s just like everyone out there and has cellulite and “saggy” boobs. She claims that after she had her baby girl, her boobs started moving south.

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger… every actress out there is more beautiful than me,” she told British GQ.

“I’ve never been comfortable showing my body off. I used to have anxiety attacks before shoots. I’ll never do a nude scene. I can act sexy and wear sexy clothes but can’t go naked.”

Now I hate Cash Warren even more. Not only did he claim one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood, but his penis is the reason she won’t take off her clothes. If he’d just put a condom on that thing, Jessica never would’ve gotten pregnant and today her tits wouldn’t resemble the bags underneath Benicio Del Toro’s eyes. So let this be a lesson to all you famous hot chicks out there — the Vanessas, Megans, and Rachels —  thinking about having a kid: don’t . . . or at least wait until you’re 30 and Hollywood doesn’t value your looks anymore.


Tags: Jessica Alba
October 6, 2010 - 5:00 pm