I hope this isn’t what I think it is

Russell Simmons in Miami (10/3)

I really hope this is Russell Simmons teaching an underprivileged youth how to read and not him giving her his phone number. I mean, I know he’s rich, but doesn’t this girl have standards? Russell Simmons isn’t just ugly, he’s “creepy dude you’d see on the Megan’s Law website if you did a search for registered sex offenders in your neighborhood” ugly. The only time he should ever hang out with a chick that hot is if she’s making $250/hr.


October 6, 2010 - 8:00 am