Uh oh, it’s the death stare

Britney Spears leaving Menchie’s Frozen Yogurt in Calabasas (11/13)

Uh oh, Britney’s giving someone the death stare. You know what that means: someone’s eyeing her frozen yogurt. Trust me, if you ever see Britney Spears on the street and she’s holding some kind of frozen confectionery delight (e.g. frozen yogurt, ice cream sundae, frozen bacon slab for gnawin’), do NOT look directly at it. You know, unless you actually like plastic spoons stabbed repeatedly into your eye. Treat looking at her like you treat looking at the Sun. Quick glances. Peripheral vision is key.

[Pacific Coast News]

November 15, 2010 - 1:45 pm