Jessica Alba nude cell phone pics. No, really.

Jessica Alba nude cell phone pics!

Yes, I’ve always wanted to see Jessica Alba nude, but not in the context of her taking pictures of her pregnant belly. I don’t know, there’s just something about pregnancy that’s so gross and unnatural and . . . fat. That’s why I think hot chicks like Jessica should get their babies exclusively via adoption from China. What, they’re good enough to make your shoes and electronics, but not your babies? Typical Hollywood elitist attitude. It disgusts me.

UPDATE: The pics not showing her face are definitely her. Check out the hat hanging on the door in this picture (NSFW) and then check out this picture. She really freaking loves that hat.

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November 5, 2010 - 6:00 pm