ZOMG! Karolina Kurkova rides the subway!
Just another day at the office for Karolina Kurkova
Today’s “not in the least bit newsworthy story that was only published to promote the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airing on CBS tomorrow night” is brought to us by the New York Post:
Karolina Kurkova is one of the few Victoria’s Secret Angels brave enough to take the subway. The leggy blonde from the Czech Republic takes the A/C/E line around town. But fellow Angel Alessandra Ambrosio tells the latest issue of Page Six Magazine, out Dec. 2, “The subway? No, never. I haven’t ridden the subway for years.”
Lily Aldridge also says, “I don’t take the subway much anymore,” and Chanel Iman says she prefers above-ground transportation. The ladies recently walked the catwalk in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which airs on CBS Tuesday.
You’ve got to give someone that looks like Karolina credit for riding the subway. If most guys saw a girl like that standing next to them on the train, they’d “accidentally” rub up against her more than a house cat at feeding time. Of course, if you’re a tenth degree black belt pervert like myself, you know some of the more subtle techniques for groping chicks on the subway — like pulling the emergency brake. That way, when you fall on top of her, she HAS to look at what’s under your trenchcoat.