Joan Rivers is done

Joan Rivers arriving at the Ritz Hotel in London (11/2)

Joan Rivers is finally giving up plastic surgery. Next thing on her list to give up? Life. From The Globe:

At age 77, Joan Rivers has finally decided she’s done with plastic surgery! The caustic comic has famously spent a whopping $80,000 on a host of nip/tucks, including two full face-lifts, an eye lift, nose job, boob job, liposuction and endless collagen injections. But now she’s telling pals and her daughter Melissa, that “enough is enough” and she’s prepared to let nature take its course. “Joan says she wants to give her body a rest and is ready to age gracefully-even is she ends up having wrinkles and saggy skin,” dishes a source. “She’s still a big fan of plastic surgery and would recommend it to anyone, but she’s insisting she’s gone under the knife for the very last time.” (Print Edition – 12/13)

Good for Joan. At some point, you’ve just got to realize it’s over and throw in the towel. Of course, in Hollywood, that usually happens to most women when they turn 35. But not Joan — bitch has a longer shelf life than Spam. And it’s all thanks to plastic surgery. By my count, Joan’s actually been the recipient of more injections to her face than Jenna Jameson. *rimshot*

[Pacific Coast News]

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December 16, 2010 - 9:15 am