Samantha’s house on the left, Lindsay on the right
As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab over the weekend. And she wasted no time starting her new life, moving into a 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 3,100 square feet, $7,100/mo house in Venice — the same city, coincidentally, Lindsay’s ex Sam Ronson lives. Making things even more awkward is that Lindsay actually moved to the same neighborhood as Sam . . . oops, did I say “same neighborhood”? I meant RIGHT FUCKING NEXT DOOR. And make no mistake, this was not Sam’s idea. From TMZ:
Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door — and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, “Trust me, it wasn’t planned.”
As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday — photogs tried to ask about the situation … but a frustrated Sam replied, “Dude, I’m way too pissed off right now.”
Wow, I’m really surprised — no, shocked — at this story. I mean . . . I just . . . I don’t know. I can’t even write a cohesive thought. I’m simply stunned. Lindsay Lohan is renting a house for $7,600 a month. Where did I go wrong in life? I live in a god damn studio apartment. I knew I should have taken up cocaine instead of college.