Charlie Sheen is writing his memoirs
Charlie Sheen is an asshole
Oh this should be good. March 12, 2009: “Excused myself from set, went to the bathroom and did drugs.” March 13, 2009: “Excused myself from set, went to the bathroom and did drugs.” March 14, 2009: “Excused myself from set, went to the bathroom and did drugs.” From TMZ:
Charlie Sheen tells TMZ he’s writing a tell-all book about life on the set of “Two and a Half Men” — with details about what led up to the final implosion — and he wants at least $10 mil for the publishing rights.
Sheen tells us he wants the world to know what really happened behind-the-scenes of the show during his 8-year run … the good times and the bad … and he plans on naming names — including co-stars. We’re told Sheen even has a title in mind — “When the Laughter Stopped.”
Sheen says even though he’s still working on the book — he’s expecting a bidding war for the publishing rights … starting around $10 mil.
Why is Charlie writing a book for cash? After 177 episodes of Two and Half Men and the ridiculous stuff he’s been doing lately (buying houses and cars for his whores), it’s pretty clear that he has a bank account full of “Fuck You Money.” That’s when you make so much money that you just don’t give a shit anymore. Bosses, friends, co-workers — they can go fuck themselves for all you care. Of course there is one thing Charlie’s going to find out that that much money can’t buy:
happiness a cure for herpes.