That one guy from the Food Network had his Lamborghini stolen
Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini stolen
Thieves broke into a San Francisco Lamborghini dealership early Tuesday and stole TV host Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini Gallardo. And they did it in under a minute. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday, a thief climbed up to the roof of the dealership, attached a climbing rope, and then rappelled into the showroom, investigators said.
He – or she – then cut the lock to the dealership’s garage door and drove off with Fieri’s car
Fieri [star of the game show “Minute to Win It” and “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives”] could not be reached for comment. And managers of the Bentley, Lamborghini, Lotus dealership on Van Ness Avenue where the chef’s prized ride was until Tuesday, were pointedly not saying much.
This story isn’t sad because an expensive car was stolen from its owner. It’s sad because this Fieri douchebag can actually afford a $200,000 Lamborghini. You’d never think that effeminate guys with spiked, frosted hair would become rich — you’d think they’d become ballerinas or French.