Ha Ha, you suck Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan leaving the London West Hollywood Hotel (3/1)

Lindsay Lohan was left humiliated on Sunday after the doorman wouldn’t let her into Madonna and Demi Moore’s post-Oscars party. Damn, that sucks for Lindsay. I bet there was some pretty sweet jewelry to be pocketed using her patented “handshake while unhooking diamond tennis bracelet at the same time” maneuver. From the New York Daily News:

To make matters worse, we hear that as she was pleading her case, [Josh] Brolin rolled up and was shot down in his gallant attempt to help. After the “True Grit” actor greeted her with a kiss on the cheek, LiLo asked Brolin if he could get her in the door. Brolin obliged, but another source familiar with the incident tells us the party’s gatekeepers firmly held their ground. We’re told Brolin reacted by saying, “Don’t you know who this is?” The door people replied that yes, they did know who Lohan was – and she wasn’t coming in.

Even Brolin’s insistence that “She’s with me” fell on deaf ears. Eventually he ambled inside without her, leaving the recently rehabbed actress to proclaim, “This is so humiliating.”

Is Lindsay surprised? The only people that want a thief to join their party are Democrats. *rimshot*. I kid, I kid. Seriously though, this has got to be pretty embarrassing for Lindsay. Not only was she turned down by the doormen because she’s no longer famous enough, but she was turned down even though she’s got huge boobs. I mean come on, has there ever been a chick with an enormous rack that didn’t get everything she wanted in life? Exactly.



March 4, 2011 - 4:15 pm