Michael Lohan arrested after beating up his ex

Michael Lohan beats up Kate Major

I guess it’s domestic violence day here on Celebslam. Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael was arrested Monday night in L.A. after slapping around his ex-girlfriend Kate Major. According to TMZ, Kate stopped by the apartment the two used to share to pick up some of her stuff, which apparently didn’t sit well with Michael:

We’re told Michael became upset that Kate was packing up for good, and “went ballistic.”  They started arguing, and Kate turned her back on him.  She told cops, Michael then grabbed her and threw her across the room.  Kate says she struck the bedpost with her left shoulder.

Kate claims she threatened to call the cops, and then Michael allegedly took a towel and began choking her.  She also claims Michael then threatened to cut himself with a razor blade and tell cops she did it — if she called police.

Kate went to the Sheriff’s sub-station, where cops photographed what we’re told are “visible injuries.”

Michael was arrested and booked on inflicting corporal injury on a co-habitant, false imprisonment, and preventing the report of victimization — all felony charges.

God damn, these Lohan parents are insane. And really, you can’t blame the kids for being such screw ups — they never had a chance. They would have been better off being raised by a Playstation 2 and a bunch of frozen pizzas. It’ll be a minor miracle if the youngest Lohan, Cody, doesn’t grow up to be some kind of world record-setting serial killer.


March 22, 2011 - 9:15 am