Justin Bieber likes Selena Gomez for all the right reasons
Selena Gomez is hot
And by “all the right reasons,” I mean because she’s hot. Hey, I’m starting to like this kid. From the UK tabloid People:
Justin Bieber has opened his heart for the first time about why he fell for girlfriend Selena Gomez and revealed: “It’s so important thata girl makes me laugh.”
The teenage superstar said: “She’s hot. Of course every guy likes the girl to be hot, which Selena is. But I like to mess around and pull jokes on people so I like to be around people who make me laugh and share my sense of humour. That’s Selena for sure. She is a really great person and I think she has the best smile in the world.”
Justin’s right about Selena’s beauty. Why, just a couple of years ago, I remember thinking to myself, “You know, I’d like to try her as an adult.” Sure Selena’s hot, but sooner or later Justin’s going to realize that as a mega-star, one hot chick at a time just isn’t as fun as seven. Also, that Valtrex doesn’t really live up to all the promises they make on their website. Bastards!