Bieber could probably hit this if he wanted to

Evan Rachel Wood in Mildred Pierce

I’m talking about Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood (shown above getting naked in the recent HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce). Bieber could totally tap that ass. Via Contact Music:

Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood has an unlikely pop idol – teenage superstar Justin Bieber. The Wrestler star admits 17-year-old Bieber is a staple on her iPod playlist and she’s encouraging critics to check out his recent concert documentary Never Say Never before passing judgment on her music tastes.

She tells New York Magazine, “People honestly think I’m kidding about Bieber. My mum is so confused. She’s like, ‘Evan, really?’ I’m like, ‘Go see Never Say Never. You’ll understand.'”

How does someone go from liking Marilyn Manson’s music to Justin Bieber’s? Those two are more polar opposites than Stephen Hawking and Snooki. Marilyn and Justin couldn’t be more different if they tried. One’s a complete joke whose goofy haircut makes him look like a teenage girl and the other is dating Selena Gomez.