You can’t make this stuff up

Lindsay Lohan arriving at court in L.A. (4/22)

According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan may teach acting classes at a homeless shelter as part of her court-ordered community service. Wait a minute, shouldn’t you first know how to do something before you teach others how to do it? For example, you’ll never see me teaching a group of sexy cheerleaders how to fly an airplane. Erotic kissing on the other hand . . .

Lindsay Lohan might soon be stagebound — because TMZ has learned, there’s a theater program at the homeless shelter where she’s doing community service … and they want her bad. A rep for L.A.’s Downtown Women’s Center — an organization for nearby homeless women — tells TMZ, the theater workshop is extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week.

The workshop is called D.I.V.A.S — which stands for Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling — and it consists of approximately 15 women who meet two hours a week … to learn how to express themselves through writing, performing, and the spoken word.

Lindsay hasn’t been assigned to a particular workshop … yet –but we’re told she loves the idea of working with the D.I.V.A.S. program … and thinks it’s “a perfect fit for her community service.”

This is exactly what homeless women in a shelter need — acting lessons from a washed-up has-been who’s a month away from joining them. If Lindsay wants to teach these ladies how to make it in the entertainment industry, she better skip the lesson on voice-projecting from the diaphragm and focus on where to shop for knee-pads and mouthwash.



April 29, 2011 - 6:30 am