Christina Hendricks says her boobs are real

Christina Hendricks at the Vivienne Westwood boutique opening in West Hollywood (3/30)

It really sounds like Christina Hendricks is encouraging us to grab her chest (last line). Cool. Just print this story out and use it as evidence during your trial. From the Daily Mail:

It was reported this year that there had been a sharp rise in breast augmentation in the UK because British women were longing to look more like Christina, though she says: “I hope I’m not encouraging that. If there’s anything to be learned from me it’s that I’m learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it’s sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I’ve learnt to love it. It’s so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake,” she adds. “They’re so obviously real that anyone who’s ever seen or touched a breast would know.”

Oh boo hoo Christina. Your huge rack has made it hard for you to shop? If it weren’t for those medicine balls on your chest, a pasty white redhead like yourself would have already faded into oblivion — like Debra Messing (who?). Christina is right about one thing however. If British women want to be like her, it’s not their boobs that need to be expanded. It’s their waistline.


May 24, 2011 - 8:00 am