Ashton Kutcher is the new Charlie Sheen
Marisa Miller is impossibly hot
The big news of the day is that Ashton Kutcher has signed on to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men (for $625k-$900k/episode), which is somehow one of the highest rated shows on television (thanks flyover states!). But who gives a shit about that douche so here’s some pics of Marisa Miller in the June issue of Esquire. I still don’t know why Prince William didn’t marry her instead of Kate Middleton. Seriously, what a queer.