Penelope Cruz is sort of a spaz
Penelope Cruz in Hollywood (3/24)
Penelope Cruz has given speeches in front of tens of millions of people (e.g. 2009 Oscars), but she still gets nervous opening presents in front of others on her birthday. Go figure. Oh yeah, and one time she set her hair on fire. The hottest chicks are always the craziest. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
Actress Penelope Cruz suffered a real birthday nightmare last week when her hair caught on fire while she was trying to blow out the candles on her cake. The actress celebrated her 39th birthday over dinner with family and friends on Thursday, but nerves got the better, causing a potentially scary situation for the sexy Spanish actress.
She says, “I always get nervous celebrating the birthday. I get nnervous when people sing ‘Happy Birthday.’ I get nervous when I have nto open the presents in front of them. I get more nervous than even the Oscars or any event like that – because I don’t know what to say or how to say it. If I like it or if I don’t, I don’t know how to express myself. The other day I got so nervous, that when I had to blow out the candles, my hair caught on fire.”
All of these quotes by Penelope are great and everything, but that’s not what she said. What she actually said was, “Jkjsglgk sksljgkl slkdfjjtk lwtkjfhg.” I mean seriously, can you ever understand anything that comes out of this chick’s mouth? It’s like she’s trying to act with a mouthful of ping pong balls . . . which means she should be working at a strip club in Tijuana, not Hollywood.
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