Sean Kingston rode his jet ski into this. That’s not good.

Sean Kingston almost died

Rapper Sean Kingston was critically injured Sunday night after he rode his jet ski into Miami’s Palm Island Bridge. Jet-skiing at night . . . gee, what could possibly go wrong? Jorge Pino, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, told People:

“Sean was heading west from the MacArthur Causeway and Miami Beach Islands when his personal watercraft collided with the bridge, and he and his female passenger ended up in the water. A good Samaritan tended to the two of them until Miami Beach Fire Rescue arrived and saw there were injuries.”

Pino said investigations into the cause of the accident are still underway, but “nothing indicates there was alcohol involved.”

Wow, this reminds me a lot of that time Tupac died in Vegas, except nothing like it at all. Seriously, if you’re a rapper looking to be remembered by history, you want to die in a hail of gunfire, not on a Sea-Doo. That’s almost as lame as when that guy from Naughty by Nature died a few years back after eating a poison berry at a Renaissance faire. “Mine heart . . . I think it hath taken its last beat.”

May 31, 2011 - 6:30 am