Brooklyn Decker has some bikini advice for the summer

Brooklyn Decker in Maui last summer

My Google Alert for “Brooklyn Decker Boobies” went off this week so you better believe I’m writing about it. From Brooklyn Decker’s interview with Self magazine:

“The most important thing is to have a suit that covers enough and supports your boobies! At the beach, you don’t want to be vulgar, you want to feel radiant.”

If Brooklyn Decker wants women to follow her example, the best advice she can give for looking good in a bikini is “be skinny and have big tits.” I mean seriously, is there anything more to her success? Besides, telling women that they should wear something that will support their boobs is a bit presumptuous. Newsflash Brooklyn: not every women out there is built like a brick shithouse like you . . . unfortunately.

June 3, 2011 - 12:15 pm