Sean Penn is a dick

Scarlett Johansson walking her dog in New York (5/8)

Well this relationship is going well. Sean Penn was almost able to date Scarlett Johansson for three whole months before rumors emerged that he was cheating on her. From the New York Daily News:

A source at the Cannes Film Festival says the 49-year-old Penn had friends of both the blond and brunette kind in a glass elevator at the Hotel du Cap in Antibes around 4 a.m. [on May 20]. The source tells us that after attending the black-tie amfAR benefit at the hotel and then a private yacht party with Jude Law, Penn returned to the hotel with the two “super-hot” women. The trio then proceeded to the hotel’s glass elevator and ascended to one of the three-story property’s higher floors.

“They weren’t sharing the elevator. They were going up together,” our source says.

Penn wasn’t going to his room. The actor, who attended the festival with his 17-year-old son, Hopper, was staying on the hotel’s ground floor, we hear.

Oh no, Sean’s cheating on Scarlett? What is she ever going to do? How will a hot chick in her mid-20s with a huge rack and millions of dollars in the bank ever find another boyfriend? If Sean really is the kind of man she’s interested in — diminutive in stature, hates freedom — perhaps Scarlett should start looking somewhere with plenty of those types to choose from: China Congress.



June 1, 2011 - 5:30 am