Britney Spears = FAIL

Britney Spears performing in San Jose (6/18)

I know this may shock and surprise you, but a concert tour featuring a slightly overweight mother of two on anti-depressant meds is not exactly going well. From the National Enquirer:

Britney Spears’ much-hyped Femme Fatale Tour is a huge flop –  but no one wants to tell her! Shielded by her handlers – particularly her conservator/dad Jamie and her former agent-turned-fiance Jason Trawick – the 29-year-old pop princess has no idea that her new concert series is bombing with reviewers or that tickets to the show are being sold at a deep discount by the coupon website Groupon.

“Britney thinks everything is going great,” said an insider. “She’s clueless!” While the dance-heavy tour opened in Sacramento to a capacity crowd, the truth is that Groupon had sold a large number of tickets at nearly half-price! And in some areas of the country, Groupon didn’t even sell out their one-day offers to Britney’s show.

I love that Britney is selling her tickets through a site that also sells $25 worth of credit at Joe’s House ‘o’ Fried Things for only $10. It’s like it was always meant to be.

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

July 8, 2011 - 1:15 pm