Our long national nightmare is over. Kim Kardashian is finally a married woman.

Kim Kardashian is married

Kim Kardashian officially married Kris Humphries Saturday in Montecito, California, in a lavish ceremony that was every bit earned by a chick who rocketed to stardom because she had sex with a guy on film a few years ago. Among the many guests attending the wedding were Eva Longoria, Demi Lovato, Mario Lopez, Avril Lavigne, Serena and Venus Williams, Nicole Richie, Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough, Maria Menounos, and incredibly, Dina, Ali, and Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay wasn’t actually invited. She just happened to be in the area and heard there was an open bar. She can sniff those things out like a bloodhound.

And let us never talk about this wedding again.

August 22, 2011 - 6:30 am