Megan Fox + minidress = AWESOME . . . Megan Fox + coherent thought = NOT SO AWESOME

Megan Fox on the set of This is Forty in L.A. (8/22)

It was revealed earlier this year (see here) that Megan Fox is getting that huge Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her forearm lasered off. And now Megan is telling Amica magazine that the reason she wants it gone is because Marilyn was a negative person. Wait, what? Hasn’t she been dead for 50 years? Did she come back to life and get into an argument with Megan or something? I’m so confused. Via Us Weekly:

Gentlemen may prefer blondes — but Megan Fox would now prefer to have her giant Marilyn Monroe tattoo erased from her right forearm. The 25-year-old star confirmed to Italian fashion magazine Amica that she is in the process of removing (via laser treatments) the talked-about portrait of the Hollywood legend from her famous body.

“I’m removing it,” Fox says. “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” (Indeed, the notoriously troubled Monroe died in 1962 at age 36 of a drug overdose.)

This is just a prime example of why young people are stupid:

  1. Young person gets a huge tattoo on a highly visible part of their body to express their rebelliousness.
  2. Young person hits adulthood, instantly regrets tattoo.
  3. Adult wastes thousands of dollars lasering off tattoo that could have spent on something more productive like porn or monkey butler..

Hint kids: No one will hire you for a job if your arms look like a fucking freeway overpass covered in graffiti. Don’t get tattoos on visible parts of your body. It’s why the rose tattoo I got in college is on my ankle.

[Pacific Coast News]

Tags: Megan Fox
August 24, 2011 - 6:30 am