Selena dumped Bieber (but probably not)

The last thing Justin Bieber saw before he lost his virginity

Every week or so, there’s a rumor about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez breaking up. From Justin worshiping Satan to Selena wetting the bed, they’re always dumping each other for some reason or another . . . actually I think that rumor about Justin worshiping Satan is true. Anyways, the Daily Star says:

The teen romance between pop moppet Justin Bieber and Disney actress Selena Gomez has hit the rocks. Pals say Selena Gomez, 19, was furious when she discovered Justin Bieber, 17, had been texting his ex, R&B singer Jasmine Villegas. One said last night: “The big headline-grabbing romance is over. All Selena wants to be with now is friends.”

But their romance ran into trouble after Justin started texting fast-rising star Jasmine, 17, who he dated before falling for Selena.

A source close to Selena said: “She doesn’t feel Justin is quite mature enough yet to be in a long-term, stable relationship. She’s in the market for someone a little older and more worldly-wise.”

Selena’s looking for someone a little more mature and manly than Justin Bieber? She could find that on a playground during recess or on a high school girl’s softball team. Besides, why is Selena so intent on finding someone to be in a “long term relationship” with right now? She’s 19. She should be sowing her wild oats with real men — like guys who write a blog about Paris Hilton and Dakota Fanning. *flexes in mirror*

[Flynet, WENN]

August 23, 2011 - 8:00 am