Holly Madison has the most valuable boobs in the world

Holly Madison has the most valuable boobs in the world

In news straight out of the Publicity Stunts 101 class she took at the local community college, Holly Madison has insured her breasts for $1 million with Lloyd’s of London. She told People:

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets. I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve. They’re my primary money makers right now.”

I mean . . . wow. Holly didn’t just slap the women’s rights movement in the face, she slapped it and then raped it in its asshole. Dammit I love her.

[Flynet]

September 29, 2011 - 1:30 pm