Kourtney Kardashian arriving at LAX airport for a flight (8/29)

It’s been nearly two weeks since a Kardashian had a lavish and profitable wedding, so naturally Mama Kardashian is getting a little antsy. Naturally. I mean, what good are kids if you can’t exploit them for fun and profit? It’s the American way. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Just when the celebrity world has got over one Kardashian wedding, it looks like another one is looming! There’s word that Kourtney Kardashian and her baby daddy Scott Disick are working with their reality show producers to coordinate the date, the time and the details for their nuptials — which reportedly will net that couple almost as much $$$ as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries scooped up for their big day.

Of course Kourtney and the producers of the show are planning to “coordinate the time, the date and the details of the nuptials” — they want it to coincide with the seasons a sentimental time in their family’s lives the biggest payday. Frankly, with all of the money Kourtney and Scott are going to be raking in from this event, they shouldn’t even call it a wedding. They should call it a retirement party. No, seriously, can you guys please retire? Preferably to a small island in the South Pacific. Without electricity.


September 2, 2011 - 9:15 am