LeAnn Rimes still trying to convince us that she eats
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at Milos Estiatorio restaurant in New York (9/9)
LeAnn Rimes — who weighs 47 pounds according to some estimates — is still trying to convince everyone that she eats. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
You’re damn right I just quoted Hamlet, motherfucker. From the Daily Mail:
[LeAnn Rimes] stepped out with husband Eddie Cibrian in New York City blast night looking almost too tiny. Although she wore a leopard print bdress that should have been figure-flattering, the wide belt she wore bonly accentuated how miniscule her waist has gotten. Despite her frail bappearance, the 29-year-old couldn’t stop tweeting about the tasty btreats she was enjoying in The Big Apple; she’s in town to attend New vbYork Fashion Week.
“5 baklava’s later….. I’m not kidding! Wow, Milo’s Greek in bNYC…..incredible!” she wrote on her Twitter page yesterday.
She also enjoyed a calorie-laden breakfast at one of his Jay-Z’s favourite hometown spots, Bubby’s.
“LOVE being able to get a southern breakfast in NYC! Bubby’s rocks. I had and eggs with spinach and jalapenos…..paying for that though LOL.”
After reading this story, I could go on and on about how LeAnn looked terrible wearing a “wide belt” that didn’t go along with her leopard print dress, but then I remembered that I don’t actually have Clay Aiken’s dick in my mouth. Instead, lets focus on the fact that LeAnn “paid” for eating some jalapenos. I imagine what she was alluding to is that it made her asshole burn — so exactly what it’s like to have unprotected anal with any of the dudes from Jersey Shore. Ain’t that right, Snooki?