Russell Armstrong and Taylor Armstrong at TV Guide Magazine’s Hot List Party at the W Hollywood last year

“I am so broke up about the suicide of my estranged husband/father of my children. I’m really having a hard time dealing with the grief . . . hey, um, do you want to buy a picture of my face after he hit me one time?” From the New York Post:

Taylor Armstrong raked in up to $125,000 for the sale of a picture she says was snapped after a brutal beating by her late husband, Russell. The “Real Housewives” star sold the picture — showing her lying in bed with a gruesome black eye — to “Entertainment Tonight,” which aired it last week to tease an upcoming interview with Armstrong, the first since Russell’s suicide a month ago. “Most shows that were offered the picture did not want to pay anywhere close to that,” says a source who pegs the amount of Taylor’s haul as “definitely six figures.” “ET” licensed the shot and will air its interview between Armstrong and Nancy O’Dell on Tuesday.

In all seriousness, turning some of these loudmouthed housewives’ faces into punching bags is kind of alright in my book. Don’t get me wrong, hitting a lady is cowardly and rarely acceptable. Hitting a self-entitled tramp that spreads her legs for money and thinks that her plastic tits makes her better than you . . . meh, lets just say that, unlike Taylor’s husband, I wouldn’t get all choked up about it. 



September 20, 2011 - 6:30 am