Uma Thurman trashed a yacht

Uma Thurman arriving to the Calvin Klein show during Fashion Week in New York (9/15)

“I’m sorry, but you’re not getting your cleaning deposit back for the yacht.” Just once, just once I want to tell someone that. From The Globe:

Uma Thurman rented a 160-foot yacht for herself and five galpals to the tune of $140,000 a week while in town for the Newport, R.I., Folk Festival, but left it in shambles. Uma spilled an entire glass of red wine on a white Persian rug and the stain wouldn’t come out, and one of her friends broke a leg off a coffee table so both had to be replaced. Not only that, the party girls left dirty dishes, wrappers and uneaten food all over the place, including on the floor. “It took the cabin crew almost five hours to clean up the mess in the main sitting area alone,” reveals my source. “They must have had too good a time!” (Print Edition)

Private yachts, wild parties, free-flowing booze — when did Uma Thurman turn into a rapper? Also, when did she find the time to build that time machine to take her back to the 90s when she was the “appropriate” age to be doing these sorts of things? Sorry Uma, you’re in your 40s now. That means no more wild ragers, no more all-nighters, and no more being relevant in Hollywood.



Tags: Uma Thurman
September 27, 2011 - 6:30 am