Adriana Lima is getting a little nip and tuck

Adriana Lima leaving a plastic surgeon’s office in New York (11/11)

Adriana Lima was spotted leaving the offices of a plastic surgeon last week, which of course raises a host of questions: Is she getting some work done? A boob job? A nose job? A facelift? Calf implants? Does she get a discount because she’s famous? Did kids tease her when she was younger and call her Adriana Lima Beans? Has she gone under the knife before? Did her husband pressure her into getting work done? Do her farts smell? Does she have insecurities like “normal” women that she thinks surgery will help? Is she too young for botox? Why is my cock so huge?

Maybe. No. No. No. No Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Genetics.


[Pacific Coast News]

Tags: Adriana Lima
November 15, 2011 - 8:00 am