Demi Moore divorcing Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore divorcing Ashton Kutcher

We finally have our answer as to whether Demi Moore has it in her heart to forgive Ashton Kutcher for banging some prime college girl ass on the night on their anniversary in September. The answer is “No.” She’s divorcing him. She just said in a statement:

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.

“This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

Wow, Thanksgiving is gonna be REALLY awkward this year at Demi and Ashton’s house. “Can you pass the gravy? And after that, fuck off.”

If a 49-year-old mother of three can’t make it with a 33-year-old guy who likes banging chicks roughly his stepdaughter’s age, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Ashton’s response on twitter (of course):

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

It’s especially difficult when you fuck other chicks on your anniversary. I mean, jesus, I thought it was bad when I forgot to get my girlfriend flowers last year.

November 17, 2011 - 5:00 pm