Demi Moore is out for blood

Demi Moore is out for blood

Meant to write about this last week, but I ended up having way too much [Wild] Turkey on Thursday. Demi Moore wants to financially punish Ashton Kutcher for his philandering ways. Ohhh ohhh, she should leave all the lights on at their mansion! The electric bill would be sky high! From the Daily Mail:

Demi Moore is determined to grab a slice of Ashton Kutcher’s $140 million fortune — in revenge for the betrayal that led her to seek a divorce.

Wait, what? $140 million? Have I been asleep the past few years? When did that happen?

“With a pre-nuptial agreement, Ashton should be sitting pretty,”  a source close to Miss Moore’s entourage told The Mail [last week]. “These agreements are designed to protect one’s earnings during the marriage as well as one’s pre-nuptial assets.

“But Demi is furious, raging in fact — you only have to look at every photo you see of her to see the toll Ashton’s cheating has taken on her. She wants to punish him financially because of the way he has broken her heart. She is talking about going after a share of what he has earned since their marriage on the grounds that she contributed to much of what he has achieved. She is going to give him a bitter fight and, whether or not she wins, it will be an expensive lesson for him.”

Fellas, this is why you should never get married. You work and work and work and one day you “accidentally” stick your dick into one or ninety bimbos and, for some reason, your insane wife becomes determined to take you to the cleaners. It’s just not fair I tell you. Listen, if you want to have your cake and eat it too, you’ve got to treat your wife like Tom Cruise and John Travolta do — by paying them off.



November 28, 2011 - 6:30 am