Wow, dating Jennifer Aniston sounds really fun

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston arriving at the Museum of Modern Art in New York for a party (11/7)

Note to Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend Justin Theroux: GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! From the National Enquirer:

[Jennifer Aniston’s] fiery outbursts are driving a wedge between her and fed up boyfriend Justin Theroux, says a longtime pal: “Jennifer has a wicked mean streak and wild mood swings, and Justin is bearing the brunt of them. I think her temper is taking a toll on their relationship.”

According to the pal, neat-freak Jennifer throws temper tantrums when Justin leaves clothes on the floor or dirty dishes in the sink overnight – and when he leaves the toilet seat up.

“She even gets annoyed if he moves her beauty products around and disorganizes them,” disclosed the pal. “Jen can be sweet and nice one moment, and then ranting, raving and throwing things the next. Jen puts up a public front that she’s all Zen, calm and cool, peace, love and yoga. But behind closed doors, she can be a shrew – and it’s creating problems with Justin.” (Print Edition – November 21)

You can’t get mad at a guy that leaves dirty clothes on the floor, dishes in the sink, and the toilet seat up — it’s just what we do. It sounds like the real reason why Jen can’t stay in a relationship with a man is because she’s looking for a woman. Newsflash Jen: guys are dirty. There’s only one guy in the world who keeps things clean like a woman, and his name is Chaz Bono.


November 17, 2011 - 12:30 pm