God I hate this family
K-E-N-D-A-L-L, Kendall, Kendall, Kendall!
The youngest of the Kardashian family — Kendall Jenner — turned 16 yesterday. So why wouldn’t she be getting her own over-the-top Sweet 16 special on E!? What, you didn’t get a car and have Kanye West perform at your 16th birthday party? Loser. From Us Weekly:
Sources tell Us to look for a special episode in which the birthday girl shops for a car — and a belly button ring or tattoo!
And though it won’t be as large in scale as sis Kim Kardashian’s August nuptials, Jenner’s bash itself is set to make for must-see TV. Says a source: “[E!] is trying to line up Nicki Minaj or Kanye [West] to perform.”
My god, does this family have any shame? They built up this huge buzz for Kim’s attention-whoring wedding, and now that that’s out of the news cycle, they’re moving onto another over-the-top party. Listen Kris, you little manipulating puppeteer, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I’ll never beat off to another one of your daughters again. So there, take that!
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