Lindsay Lohan’s purse was stolen

Lindsay Lohan in Oahu, Hawaii (12/10)

In a story that doesn’t sound suspicious at all, Lindsay Lohan’s purse, which had $10,000 cash in it (*wink*wink*), was stolen on Saturday night in Hawaii. The purse was later returned, minus the $10,000 (*wink*wink*), by a “local” after he was questioned by Lindsay Lohan’s drug addict friends, Law & Order: Oahu style. TMZ says:

Lindsay had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours — NOT drinking — and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in [a Jeep]. When she came out, the purse was gone.

Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left — driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse — and up until this morning, she had come up empty.

But that’s when one of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We’re told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later … claiming he found it on the street somewhere. We’re told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.

In addition to the brick of cash, also stolen out of the Jeep was a painting from Picasso’s “Blue Period” and an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. Lindsay’s filing an insurance claim later today. Honestly, I don’t see how it could possibly get denied.


December 12, 2011 - 9:15 am