Rihanna might have a very rehabby Christmas
Rihanna is number one
Katy Perry is apparently trying to get her friend Rihanna to go to rehab because her drinking has been so out of control lately. Boooooo Katy. No one likes a buzzkill. Besides, a little alcoholism has never hurt anybody. Does wonders for your skin. A source told Star:
“Katy begged Rihanna to take some time off and get therapy. Rihanna’s been running on empty. And rather than resting, she’s drinking and clubbing until the early hours of the morning. Rihanna’s been self-medicating with booze ever since her split [with Chris Brown], and it’s not getting better. She calls Katy in tears, saying how down she is and that her life’s controlled by her label. She just wants a loving boyfriend.”
Russell Brand, a recovering addict himself, has expressed concern. “He told Katy that she had to step in because Rihanna is on a very slippery slope,” continues the source. “She’s touched that they want to help, and she agrees that she must stop. She doesn’t want to be the next Amy Winehouse.” (Print Edition – 12/12)
I hope Rihanna realizes what a great friend she has in Katy Perry. Most celebrities simply wouldn’t care, but Katy is a Christian, and that’s how we roll. Since a good, God-fearing churchgoer like her would never accept money as a thank you, I suggest Rihanna show her appreciation by motorboating Katy’s funbags and letting me watch. Who’s with me? My priest told me that the only thing in this world more beautiful than Katy Perry’s breasts would be to watch Rihanna’s cinnamon lips suck on them. Sort of weird that he randomly mentioned that to me, but he does have a point.