Miss USA played the ‘I’m Miss USA’ card

Rima Fakih in a bikini

Miss USA was WASTED this weekend when she was arrested for DUI outside Detroit, blowing nearly three times the legal limit. Heh heh heh, blowing. From the Detroit Free Press:

[Officer] Kalis reported asking for the driver’s license said the “driver immediately identified herself as Miss USA and stated that she was driving a friend’s car.” Kalis said Fakih “appeared disoriented and had very slurred speech while fumbling for her purse.” Kalis asked Fakih if she had been drinking, and she said, “No, not at all.”

In the report, officers said they found an open and half-empty bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne on the floorboard behind the driver’s seat. “I swear, I didn’t know it was open,” Fakih told Kalis, according to the report.

Two breath tests showed a 0.19 percent and a 0.20 percent blood-alcohol level. Michigan law defines drunkenness at a level of 0.08 percent.

Wow, Rima was lying about drinking even after cops found the open champagne bottle in her car. This bitch does not give up without a fight. In other words, she’s everything I want someone representing America to be . . . *wipes away tear* . . . sorry, patriotism always brings out my raw emotions.


December 7, 2011 - 9:30 am